For Easter, they’re giving me another secondhand Crack Smoke high.
YAAAAY!!!!
THANK YOU EASTER BUNNY!
Ohai. I didn’t forget. I know it’s #FuckWhatYouHeardFriday I was a #BusyAssMotherFucker all day. Yeah #ICleanedMyHouse Yeah #IDidMyWorkOut Yeah #IDroveMyFuckingKidsFarFarAway Yeah #IWentToTheGoodFuckingBeerStore Yeah #ImTellingMyNeighborsToFuckTheFuckOffAndAmHavingPEOPLEOVER before #DanceOrDie time and YEAH #ItsTheFirstFuckingTime They can #FuckTheFuckOff #MyNeighbors not my #Friends So to all you #Fuckers out there, Here’s to #DrinkingtillYourGutsRot #DancingTillYouSweatLikeYouHadSexInASweatLodge and #MotherFuckingDoingUpYourFridayNightLikeItsTheLastOneYoullHave #fuck #what #you #heard (Taken with Instagram)